surprisebitch:

STEAL HER LOOK - Angry black woman throwing table and catching chairs

  • Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)
  • Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00
  • Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75
  • Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00
  • Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)
  • Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)

(Source: surprisebitch, via tallyetnotshortperson)

ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via wandonthewing)

finalfortuna:

mayspicer:

princesszangiev:

coltercat:

The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

well that was fun

Have fun in your nightmares, kids.

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twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

(via andrewismusic)

bringithmebooks:

Me running away from reality.

(Source: shardwick, via theguywithpurpose)

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via dannygayboi)

littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

(Source: sofapizza, via kingsleyyy)

unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

(Source: unamusedsloth, via hartzprod)

fuckyeahtattoos:

Ponderosa Pine Tree done by Scott LaMadline at Divinity Tattoo in Phoenix, AZ
follow me at www.surr0undedbytrees.tumblr.com

fuckyeahtattoos:

Ponderosa Pine Tree done by Scott LaMadline at Divinity Tattoo in Phoenix, AZ

follow me at www.surr0undedbytrees.tumblr.com

(via rapi)

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Sparks: A Honda Celebration of Light Story

(Source: youtube.com)

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